I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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