She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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