that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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