We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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