whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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