very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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