Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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