I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
