so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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