glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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