What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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