He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Couch. On fire.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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