oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just forgot I was standing up.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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