I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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