all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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