You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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