Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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