He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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