i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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