Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Too much gin, very little bucket
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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