Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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