omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Randomize
