I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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