y did u give ur computer a hand job?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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