So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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