Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
this hospital has no fireball
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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