Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
