I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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