Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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