I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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