i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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