I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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