I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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