She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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