i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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