It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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