Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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