As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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