so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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