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(678): View more from Georgia

That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.

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(516): View more from New York

There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do

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(612): View more from Minnesota

new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks

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That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus

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(815): View more from Illinois

did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?

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