Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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