So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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