Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
