check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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