Having a random hookup so left but love u
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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