just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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