U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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