How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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