Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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