Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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