belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Randomize
