i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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