And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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