Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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