Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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